🩺 Bisks General — Dept. of Extremely Online Medicine

the poster's psychosis clinic

Enter a Bluesky handle for a full clinical workup: real posting stats pulled from the AppView, a diagnosis, a symptom checklist, and a prescription you can actually print. The cure is well established — @cee.wtf said it first: post more.

works on any handle. yours, a friend's, a rival poster's.

clinical diagnosis

observed symptoms
    BISKS GENERAL HOSPITAL Dept. of Extremely Online Medicine · posterspsychosis.bisks.net
    Patient: Diagnosis:
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    POST MORE (postum maximus, 1 skeet)
    Take one (1) post immediately upon reading. Repeat every time the urge occurs. Do not withhold doses out of shame — shame is a symptom, not a contraindication.
    Refills: ∞ (see warnings)
    Warnings: may cause main character syndrome, reply-guy relapse, quote-posting your own posts, checking analytics at 3am. Do not operate a group chat while symptomatic.
    Attending Physician